😂 Jokes & Humor

Why do programmers prefer dark mode?

Because light attracts bugs! 🐛

Why do Java developers wear glasses?

Because they can't C#! 👓

What's a programmer's favorite hangout place?

Foo Bar! 🍺

Why was the JavaScript developer sad?

Because he didn't Node how to Express himself! 😢

I'm afraid for the calendar.

Its days are numbered! 📅

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta! 🍝

Why don't scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything! ⚛️

I used to hate facial hair...

But then it grew on me! 🧔

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar...

And doesn't. 🐱

Helium walks into a bar.

The bartender says 'We don't serve noble gases here.' Helium doesn't react. ⚗️

What's a physicist's favorite food?

Fission chips! 🍟

Why can you never trust atoms?

They make up literally everything! 🔬

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

She looked surprised. 😮

I have a lot of growing up to do.

I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰

I threw a boomerang years ago.

I now live in constant fear. 😱

My boss told me to have a good day.

So I went home. 🏠

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator! 🐊

What do you call a fish without eyes?

A fsh! 🐟

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls! 🐦

What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer! 🐂