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Why do programmers prefer dark mode?
Because light attracts bugs!
Why do programmers prefer dark mode?
Because light attracts bugs!
Why do Java developers wear glasses?
Because they can not C#!
What is a programmer favorite hangout place?
Foo Bar!
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
Because he did not Node how to Express himself!
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None - that is a hardware problem!
Why do programmers hate nature?
It has too many bugs!
What is a computer least favorite food?
Spam!
Why did the developer go broke?
Because he used up all his cache!
What do you call a computer that sings?
A-Dell!
Why do Python programmers have low self-esteem?
They are constantly comparing themselves to others with self!
A SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks...
Can I join you?
Why did the coder get fired?
Because he did not ENOUGH!
What is a computer favorite snack?
Microchips!
Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25!
Why did the website go to the doctor?
Because it lost its domain!
What is a robot favorite type of music?
Heavy metal!
Why do Java developers make terrible chefs?
They can not handle the beans!
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP!
Why was the computer so cold?
It left its Windows open!
What is a programmers favorite tea?
Chai-thon!
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
He was outstanding in his field!
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Why do not scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
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What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
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My grandfather has the heart of a lion.
And a lifetime ban from the zoo.
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Why was the math book unhappy?
Because it had too many problems!
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I have an EpiPen.
My friend gave it to me as he was dying. It seemed very important to him.
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