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Why do programmers prefer dark mode?
Because light attracts bugs!
What do you call a programming language made of candy?
SugarScript!
Why do programmers prefer dark mode?
Because light attracts bugs!
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, that is a hardware problem!
What is a programmer favorite hangout place?
Foo Bar!
Why do programmers hate nature?
It has too many bugs!
What do you call a computer that sings?
A-Dell!
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he did not get arrays!
A programmer wife tells her husband go to the store and buy a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, buy a dozen.
He comes home with 12 loaves.
What is a programmers favorite team?
Git Hub!
Why do programmers always confuse Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25!
What is a programmers favorite place in the house?
The recursive room!
Why did the JavaScript developer go to therapy?
Because he had too many closure issues!
What is the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance!
Why do Python developers prefer low income?
Because they hate classes!
There are only 10 types of people in the world.
Those who understand binary and those who do not!
Why did the developer go broke?
Because he used up all his cache!
What is a computers least favorite food?
Spam!
A QA engineer walks into a bar.
He orders 1 beer. He orders 0 beers. He orders 99999999 beers.
Why did the C++ programmer become a Buddhist?
He wanted to find inner peace of mind!
What do you call a snake that is 3.14 meters long?
A pi-thon!
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
He was outstanding in his field!
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Why do not scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
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What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
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My grandfather has the heart of a lion.
And a lifetime ban from the zoo.
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Why was the math book unhappy?
Because it had too many problems!
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I have an EpiPen.
My friend gave it to me as he was dying. It seemed very important to him.
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