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Why do programmers prefer dark mode?
Because light attracts bugs!
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!
What do you call a fish without eyes?
A fsh!
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they would be baygulls!
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer!
Why do not oysters share their toys?
Because they are shellfish!
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer!
What do you call a dog that does yoga?
A pretzel!
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
Why do not elephants use computers?
They are afraid of the mouse!
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
Pouch potato!
What did the cat say to the tree?
I am feline good up here!
Why do birds fly south in winter?
Because it is too far to walk!
What do you call a dog magician?
A Labracadabrador!
Why do not teddy bears ever finish dessert?
Because they are already stuffed!
What do you call an artistic dog?
A Picassoasso!
What is a cat favorite color?
Purr-ple!
Why did the horse cross the road?
Because the chicken had the day off!
What do frogs order at restaurants?
French flies!
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks!
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
He was outstanding in his field!
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Why do not scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
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What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
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My grandfather has the heart of a lion.
And a lifetime ban from the zoo.
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Why was the math book unhappy?
Because it had too many problems!
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I have an EpiPen.
My friend gave it to me as he was dying. It seemed very important to him.
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